Seattle is dangerous.
Okay, that is totally unfair BUT that is totally a Coelacanth attacking Seattle water-traffic. For those of you playing at home, it is Koch's 1891 bird's eye of 'Seattle and Environs' (crickets??? seriously, historic print collecting is a pulse-pounding hobby). The plastic Coelacanth is preparing to nom on the forerunner to the ferry pier.
Anyway, I am on a new crocheting venture involving said fish. This one is to be donated for a fundraising auction. I am thinking his (?) name shall be Hemingway and he (a 'she' Hemingway seems like a crime against nature and daiquiris) will be locked in battle with a crab, aptly named 'Old Man.' I am sure my high-school lit teacher is right chuffed. Shout out to Mr. Dryer.
Now, refunds with receipts only...